Monday, April 25, 2011

Banned From Fermi for nofuckingreason

I didn't even have time to take any pictures of this because I had only just teleported in when I was accosted by (who turned out to be) "the managers that suck."

Really, I don't care if I'm banned while doing something wrong.  Shooting people, spamming particles, ban me, have at it.  These people, I think, they were just way too bored.

[21:05]  Aaack Straaf: Hi!
[21:05]  Gabi Kaiser: lmfao
[21:05]  Gabi Kaiser: hi
[21:05]  Anomie Calamity: did you literally just fall from the sky?
[21:05]  Gillian Carthage: I did
[21:05]  Graza McCallen: Hiya, thanks for dropping in
[21:05]  Gabi Kaiser: lol yeah
[21:05]  Sean Schmid: Hi Anomie, thought we'd drop in.
[21:06]  Gabi Kaiser: hahaaa
[21:06]  Gillian Carthage: Anomie, how's it going?
[21:06]  Anomie Calamity: I've been better, how about you?
[21:06]  Gillian Carthage: Oh no! What's wrong?
[21:06]  Grauegewehr Gausman: i wonder if i have a swimming pool
[21:06]  Anomie Calamity: I lost an eye.
[21:06]  Aaack Straaf: I know !!! it's the gun!
[21:06]  Gillian Carthage: I hate when that happens
[21:06]  Grauegewehr Gausman: other than the one i made for the cubehouses
[21:06]  Gillian Carthage: Did you shoot it out?
[21:06]  Anomie Calamity: and someone carved "CUNT" into my abdomen.
[21:06]  Aaack Straaf: You shouldn't play with that thing
[21:06]  Gillian Carthage: Wow. Bad day.
[21:07]  Anomie Calamity: I didn't do it to myself, believe me.
[21:07]  Gillian Carthage: Would you mind losing the gun?
[21:07]  Aaack Straaf: awww, may be move out from the hood?
[21:07]  Anomie Calamity: yes.
[21:07]  Gillian Carthage: Maybe just detach
[21:07]  Gillian Carthage: oh
[21:07]  Graza McCallen: lol
[21:07]  Gillian Carthage: pretty please?
[21:07]  Anomie Calamity: it doesn't shoot or anything.
[21:07]  Gillian Carthage: Still, there is this silly rule
[21:07]  Anomie Calamity: you can pretend it's a popsicle if you want
[21:07]  Gillian Carthage: and the managers here suck
[21:07]  Aaack Straaf: pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?
[21:07]  Anomie Calamity: they never yelled at me about my gun before.
[21:07]  Aaack Straaf: (and puppy eyes)
[21:07]  Grauegewehr Gausman: do they have a rule against fish?
[21:08]  Gillian Carthage: puppy dog eyes sorry?
[21:08]  Graza McCallen: Vodka?
[21:08]  Tetsuo Amaterasu: What about grenades and shotgun shells
[21:08]  Graza McCallen: I can drink Vodka?
[21:08]  Tetsuo Amaterasu: And knives
[21:08]  Grauegewehr Gausman: RPG launchers?
[21:08]  Aaack Straaf: ywes you can drink vodka Graza
[21:08]  Anomie Calamity: "no weapons" means nothing scripted that can push or drain health
[21:08]  Graza McCallen: Awesome
[21:08]  Graza McCallen: Thatll do me
[21:08]  Graza McCallen: a few bottles
[21:08]  Grauegewehr Gausman: i've gotten bitched at for modeling grenades in a "no weapons" sandbox before
[21:08]  Gillian Carthage: There is a clause in the rules about brandishing weapons
[21:09]  Anomie Calamity: I'm not brandishing any weapons though.
[21:09]  Gillian Carthage: so I guess you should take it off
[21:09]  Anomie Calamity: I think prim boobs should be considered weapons then, in that case.
[21:09]  Gillian Carthage: Well one last sweet request. Please put the gun away.
[21:09]  Aaack Straaf: yes please ◕‿◕
[21:09]  Grauegewehr Gausman: did you guys notice that i'm wearing a weapon?
[21:09]  Anomie Calamity: Are you concerned for my welfare? Or scared of an unscripted prim gun?
[21:10]  You have been teleported home by the object 'SimNet Land: Fermi Sandbox' on the parcel 'Fermi Sandbox'.
[21:10]  You have been banned by the object 'SimNet Land: Fermi Sandbox' on the parcel 'Fermi Sandbox'.

After all that, Aaack gave me an invite to a griefer group and a free "I Hate Fermi" t-shirt.  Not even kidding.  All the sweet requests and vodka in the world can't make up for that level of stupidity.  I do hate Fermi now, thanks to you two.

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